Well, hello everyone! I'm back from a lovely Christmas. If you celebrate the holiday, I hope it was a good one for you.

I didn't unconsciously mutter yesterday, so I'll mutter today:

I say ... and you think ... ?

1. Virus::Computer
2. Poop::dood (poop upside down, a long-standing family joke)
3. Smart::Aleck
4. Agent::Secret
5. Wrap::those presents
6. Brass::Bad
7. Waste of time::oh, a lot of things that are also a lot of fun
8. Suspicious::minds
9. 360::degrees
10. Dummy::Charlie McCarthy